Hillary went in for her annual checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynecologist how things looked. He responded "I'm pleased to tell you that not only are you are in great condition, but you're a month pregnant, too!"
Hillary told the doctor there was no way, but he said that she most definitely was a month pregnant. She stormed out of the office, went to the receptionist, grabbed phone and called the White House. When the operator answered, she announced herself and demanded to speak to Bill right away.
The operator rang the Oval Office, Bill answered, and Hillary said, "Do you know what you did you rotten bastard? You got me pregnant!!!"
The President remained silent. Again, Hillary screamed, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, YOU ROTTEN BASTARD? YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!!!"
Finally Bill answered, "Who is this???" |
