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To: BKS who wrote ()	10/8/1996 1:30:00 AM
From: Rob Wachowsky	of 62549

Bill Clinton is walking along the beach one day when he stumbles over a lantern. He picks it up and rubs it 3 times and out comes a Genie. Genie: "Yes my master, what is thy wish?" Clinton: "I thought I got three wishes?" Genie: "You would have but you lost the debate last night. You only get one wish." Clinton: "Oh, alright. (thinking)... I know! I want all the countries in the middle east to get along. (Pulling out a map and pointing) see... all these countries right here, I want them all to be at peace. Genie: "Listen pal, I'm a Genie, I'm not God! Those countries have been fighting for thousands of years! I'm sorry but you'll have to make another wish. Clinton: "Oh, alright. (thinking)... Okay, I've got it! Hilary is so unpopular. I want you to make her the most POPULAR, most BEAUTIFUL woman in the whole world!" Genie: "Hmmm....tell you what, let me take another look at that map."

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