I have a joke, too, Hugh. This is not EXACTLY about President Clinton, but it certainly reflects his ALLEGED style of relating to women:
A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room, giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she is touched there. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will bring her out of the coma". The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides, it's worth a try. The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flatlines . . . no pulse . . . heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants, and says, "I think she choked"!!! |
