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From: Tomato	7/15/2022 1:31:54 PM
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What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist? The rock musician plays three chords for thousands of people, the jazz guitarist plays thousands of chords to three people. — The Oakland A’s team visited an orphanage today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6. — A middle eastern king was down on his money and began to sell off his valuables. The last of these was the Star of the Euphrates, at that time the most valuable diamond in existence. He went to a pawnbroker who offered him 100,000 rials for it. "Are you crazy?", said the king. "I paid one million rials for this gem! Don’t you know who I am?" The pawnbroker replied, "When you wish to pawn a star, makes no difference who you are.”

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