> > >A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing
> with
> > his
> > >new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop,
> and
> > her
> > >son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the
> > hell off
> > >now, cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of bitches who
> are
> > >returning and want to get on, get your asses on the train now,
> cause
> > we're
> > >going down the tracks!"
> > >The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't
> use
> > that
> > >kind of language in this house. Now go to you room and stay there
> for
> > TWO
> > >HOURS. When you come out, you may go back and play with your train,
> > but
> > >only if you use nice language."
> > >Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed
> playing
> > with
> > >his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say
> > "All
> > >passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take
> > all of
> > >your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and
> > hope
> > >your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again
> > soon."
> > >She hears the little boy continue. "For those of you just boarding,
> > we ask
> > >you to stow all of your hand luggage under you seat. Remember,
> there
> > is no
> > >smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
> > journey
> > >with us today."
> > >Then, the child added, "And for those of you who are pissed off
> about
> > the
> > >TWO HOUR DELAY, see the bitch in the kitchen." |
