| | | The farmer from the nearby farm came to the front door of their farm neighbor and knocked on the door...
A small boy opened the door, the farmer asked, "If your father home?"
The boy said, "No, sir."
The farmer then asked, "Is you mother home?"
The boy replied, "No, sir, is there anything I can help you with?"
The farmer then said, "I want to tell your father that your older brother Harold got my daughter pregnant."
The boy then replied, "Well, I know my father charges $100 for the bull and $50 for the sow, but I don't know how much he charges for Harold, so you'll have to speak with him about that."
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