>Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high
>school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each
>other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the
>same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast,
>and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each
>other and spend anytime they could together.
>
>As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be
>home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters.
>Even
>when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages.
>
>Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take
>this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to
>win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new
>boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.
>
>So, what she did is this: she took a polaroid picture of her sucking her
>new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a
>note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."
>
>Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was
>pissed. So, what he did next was awesome.
>
>He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad,
>having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the
>picture to her parents. |
