| | | A young woman walks into a Chartered accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her tax Returns.
The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.
He gets her name, address etc.
And then asks, ”What’s your occupation?”
“I’m a prostitute,” she says.
The accountant is taken aback and says, “That's too gross. Let’s try to re-phrase that.”
The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.
“No, that still won’t work. Need something more acceptable.”
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”
“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.” |
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