What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A dry Martinez.
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Ladies, if your man is willing to give you the moon and stars,
the least you could do is sacrifice Uranus.
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I was having dinner with my Pastor and his wife and she asked me, "How many potatoes would you like?"
"Oh, I'll just have one, please.”
She said, "It's OK, you don't have to be polite.”
"All right," I said, "I'll just have one then, you fuckin' bitch.”
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A Costa Rican man and his wife moved to Costa Rica. She couldn't speak Spanish, so every time she went to the butcher to buy chicken thighs she would lift up her skirt and show her thighs so the butcher would understand.
One day she wanted to buy sausage so she brought her husband with her.
(Because her husband speaks Spanish.)
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A jewish kid asks his mother
"Mama, why am I Black?"
The mother says, "As I remember that party, you're lucky you don't bark.”
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Just saw a guy wearing a T-shirt that read, 'Truth + God = Life'.
Thankfully, I'm good at math: Truth = Life - God.
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A child with an imaginary friend is normal.
An adult with an imaginary friend is strange.
A group of people with an imaginary friend is a religion.
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As an auto mechanic, I can safely say, I don't understand the gay agenda.
I do however, understand the trans mission. |
