Easter Humor:
You know the good thing about Alzheimers sufferers at Easter?
They can hide their own eggs.
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Three blondes die and go to St. Peter. He says, "I have one question, and if you get it right, I will let you into Heaven.”
He asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?”
She answers, "That's the time of the year when our whole family gets together and we eat turkey.”
St. Peter says to the next blonde, "What is Easter?”
She answers, "That's the time of year when the fat jolly guy comes down the chimney and our family gets together to open presents.”
St. Peter asks the third blonde, "What is Easter?”
She says, "That's when Christ died and they put him in a tomb behind a rock.”
"That's right!" exclaims St. Peter excitingly “Get those 2 other morons here to listen to this women.”
"Then, once a year," continues the third blonde, "we roll the stone away and he comes out, and if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of winter.”
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I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg.
I said to him, “I bet I know what your favorite Christian festival is.”
He said, “Have to love Easter, baby.”
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I wasn't going to visit my family this Easter, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict.
So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
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The pastor of a Baptist church called all of the little children to the front of the church one Easter Sunday morning and said, "Today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?"
One little boy raised his hand, the pastor said "Please tell us what the resurrection is."
The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice "When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!” |
