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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Terence Mitchell who wrote (4460)2/13/1998 5:01:00 PM
From: S K  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
> Bumper Stickers
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> * Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
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> * A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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> * Horn broken, watch for finger.
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> * My kid had sex with your honor student.
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> * If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
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> * Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
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> * I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
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> * Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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> * I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
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> * Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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> * Keep honking, I'm reloading.
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> * Hang up and drive.
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> * Lord save me from your followers.
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> * Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
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> * Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
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> * I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
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> * Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
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> * If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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> * Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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> * Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
>
> * Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you
> can find a rock.
>
> * Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off.
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