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The whales of the world had gathered for their annual meeting. As had been usual for several years, the main topic of discussion was the continued dwindling of their numbers. After much back and forth the whales concluded that they must take action against the whalers, and one group proposed a daring plan. They would submerge as a group, come up beneath the Japanese whaling fleet, and all blow together, overturning the enemies' boats, and then eat up all the sailors who fell into the water. Because the plan would require all of them to act in concert, they agreed that they must be unanimous in accepting the plan. After a lot of breaching, they were all in agreement, except one young whale who felt very ambivalent about the killing. The young whale swam about alone for some time, but finally approached the congress and announced, "Well, I've thought it over, and I'm willing to support the group except for one thing: I'm up for the blow-job, but I'm not swallowing any seamen!" |
