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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Beth Atchison who wrote (60)10/10/1996 2:00:00 PM
From: Jeng Chiu   of 62549
 
Here's one my friend sent me.

Top 9 reasons why Halloween is better than ***.

9. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

8. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

7. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

6. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

5. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

4. If you wear a Bill Clinton mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.

and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...

1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
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