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From: geoffrey Wren	1/17/2024 12:24:12 PM
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The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision. When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech support guy is asleep. He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime. Tip for a successful marriage: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she’s mowing the lawn. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet. Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway? Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you "One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.

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