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An old man is driving along one day when he sees a sign, "Sperm Bank". Fascinated by this and never having tried one, he decides to make a "donation". He goes in and announces to the receptionist, "I'd like to make a donation, please!" Seeing that this man must be 80 years old, she chuckles to herself as she hands him a jar, magazine and points to one of the rooms in the back. As the old man goes in the room and shuts the door, the nurses gather around the receptionist and begin giggling and laughing. Fifteen minutes go by and the old man has not come out. Thirty, forty-five minutes, still not out. Finally, after an hour one of the nurses announces that someone will have to go back there and check on the old man to see if he is alright. After knocking on the door several times with no response, the nurse slowly opens the door. The old man is slumped down in his chair completely out of breath. Nurse: "Sir, are you alright!" Old Man (out of breath): "Well, I tried using my right hand. I tried using my left hand. I tried using BOTH hands. I tried hot water, cold water but I just can't get the lid off this jar!" |
