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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Shihchung Diana Shiue who wrote (63)10/11/1996 10:40:00 AM
From: Shihchung Diana Shiue   of 62549
 
The Evolution of a Programmer

Secondary School

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END

First year in College

program Hello(input, output)
begin
writeln('Hello World')
end.

Senior year in College

(defun hello
(print
(cons 'Hello (list 'World))))

New professional

#include <stdio.h>
void main(void)
{
char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
int i;
for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
printf("%s", message );
printf("\n");
}

Seasoned professional

#include <iostream.h>
#include <string.h>

class string
{
int size;
char *ptr;
public:
string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {}
string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
{
ptr = new char=01Hsize + 1;
strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
}
~string()
{
delete [] ptr;
}
friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
string &operator=(const char *);
};

ostream &operator <<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
{
return(stream << s.ptr);
}

string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
{
if (this != &chrs)
{
delete [] ptr;
size = strlen(chrs);
ptr = new char=01Hsize + 1;
strcpy(ptr, chrs);
}
return(*this);
}

int main()
{
string str ( "Hello World" );
cout << str << endl;
return(0);
}

Experienced Hacker

#include <stdio.h>
#define S "Hello, World\n"

main(){exit(printf(S); strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}

Seasoned Hacker

% cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
% a.out

Guru Hacker

% cat
Hello, world.

New Manager

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END

Middle Manager

mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12

Bob, could you please write me a program that prints
"Hello, world."? I need it by tomorrow.

Senior Manager

% zmail jim

I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.

Chief Executive

% letter

letter: Command not found.

% mail

To:

% help mail

help: Command not found.

% damn!

!: Event unrecognized

% logout
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