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To: Shihchung Diana Shiue who wrote (64)	10/11/1996 11:05:00 AM
From: Shihchung Diana Shiue	of 62549

Hooked on to UNIX?!!! Try typing these commands on your unix machine. % cat "food in cans" cat: can't open food in cans % rm God rm: God nonexistent % ar t God ar: God does not exist % ar r God ar: creating God % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? Unmatched ". % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. % got a light? No match. % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute. % %blow %blow: No such job. /* not csh but sh */ $ PATH=3Dpretending!/usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink <bottle; opener bottle: cannot open opener: not found

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