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From: Tomato12/19/2024 4:47:08 PM
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Wife: I wish we could have sex like we used to...

Husband: Do you mean with other people?

My wife hates it when I say "You are just like your mother!"

Actually, she hates it when I say anything during sex.

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My wife remains very racist in her approach to laundry.

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My wife asked me today if I would ever cheat on her. I replied, "Who else would I cheat on?”

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My wife's idea of oral sex is to sit down and talk me out of it.

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Starting to think my wife might have a tumor.

She's had a headache for the past 15 years.

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The last time there were sparks in my bedroom is when I was watching porn under the electric blanket.
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Apparently "mowing the lawn" means two completely different things to my wife and me.

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If my wife comes to bed nude it's ON, but when it's me at the end of the bed naked she's all "What are you doin, we're at Mattress City."

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My wife is a big tennis fan. She tells me how disgusting she finds the constant grunting during the women's matches.
I promised her I'd try to stop.

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Nice that after 17 years of marriage I can still have a sex dream about my wife.

Last night the role of my wife was played by Scarlett Johansson.
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