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From: Tomato1/10/2025 12:59:44 PM
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I was struggling to get my wife's attention.

So I just sat down and looked comfortable.

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My wife asked me if she had any annoying habits.

Then she got upset during my Power Point presentation.

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An old farmer and his wife were in bed one night.

He reached over and pinched her on the breast.

“You know, if these gave milk, we could get rid of the cows.”

Then he reached over and pinched her butt.

“You know, if this laid eggs, we could get rid of the chickens.”

She then reached over and grabbed his dick.

“You know if this would get hard, we could get rid of your brother.”
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