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To: Redhead who wrote (4728)2/22/1998 2:44:00 AM
From: bob  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Top Ten Signs You're At A Redneck Wedding


10. REHEARSAL DINNER IS HELD AT HOOTER'S



9. INSTEAD OF "FRIENDS OF THE BRIDE OR FRIENDS OF THE GROOM," THE USHERS
ASK, "FORD OR CHEVY"?


8. BRIDESMAIDS PICK TUBE TOPS, BRIDEGROOMS CHOSE TRAVIS TRITT T-SHIRTS.



7. PHRASE, "I DO" REPLACED BY "I HEARD THAT".



6. TENDER RENDITION OF THE WEDDING SONG PERFORMED BY CLEDUS T. JUDD.



5.THE MINISTER ASKS, "WHO GIVETH THIS WOMAN TO BE MARRIED?" AND SOME GUY
IN
THE BACK OF THE CHURCH STANDS UP AND YELLS, "EARNHARDT!".


4. RECEPTION CONVERSATION INCLUDES, "SO, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING SINCE
HEE
HAW, MR. LINDSAY?".


3. SNACK TRAYS AT THE RECEPTION: VIENNA SAUSAGES AND NACHO CHEESE
DORITOS.


2. PLANS FOR THE HONEYMOON EVENING INCLUDE TICKETS TO THE MONSTER TRUCK
SHOW.


**** AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN THAT YOU'RE AT A REDNECK WEDDING.......



1. SIGN AT THE FRONT OF THE CHURCH READS, "NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO
PROBLEM!"
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