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1/23/2025 11:43:20 AM

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Alternate meanings for common words

Abdicate - To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Esplanade - To attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly - Impotent.

Negligent - Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

Lymph - To walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle - Olive-flavored mouthwash.

Flatulence - Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash - A rapidly receding hairline.

Rectitude - The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

Pokemon - A Rastafarian proctologist.

Oyster - A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

Circumvent - An opening in the front of jockey shorts worn by Jewish men.

Sparadigm: A model panhandler.

Guiltar - A musical instrument whose strings are pulled by your mother.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

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