New to the thread. Hope this hasn't been posted, (but probably was), if so.. sorry.
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This should be sung to the tune "A Few of My Favorite Things" from the
movie "The Sound of Music"
>The Bill Clinton version:
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>My Favorite Things
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>Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places,
>Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces,
>Lots of nice cleavage that makes willie spring,
>These are a few of my favorite things
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>Susan McDougal and Gennifer Flowers,
>Horny young interns who while 'way the hours,
>Profits from futures that Hillary brings,
>These are a few of my favorite things
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>When that Jones bites,
>When Ken Starr stings,
>When I'm feeling sad,
>I simply remember my favorite things,
>And then I don't feel so bad
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>Beating the draft board and getting elected,
>Naming to judgeships some hacks I've selected,
>Conspiracy theories that blame the right wing,
>These are a few of my favorite things
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>Golfing with Vernon and suborning perjury,
>Falling down drunk that required knee surgery
>Stars in the White House who come here to sing,
>These are a few of my favorite things
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>Meeting with Boris and Helmut and Tony,
>States of the Union with lots of baloney,
>Winning debates and the joy of my flings,
>These are a few of my favorite things
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> copyright 1998 Wayne Aaronson
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Dave |
