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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: John Messbauer who wrote (4752)2/24/1998 10:16:00 PM
From: Mongo2116  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
This guy goes to the carnival and see's some guy on a ladder holding a bag of peanuts over a elephant. 'What's he doing he asks"
Well, if you can make the elephant stand on his hind legs I'll give you a hundred dollars a guy tells him. So he says he'd like to try and pays his 5 dollar entry fee. He goes over to the strongman "ring the bell game" and borrows the mallet. With this he gives the elephant a tremendous shot in the balls. upon which the elephant rears up on his hind legs roaring, he collects his money. Next day he goes back and the guy with the elephant is still there. "Make the elephant stand up, he asks" Hell no, the guy says. Now you have to make him say "YES"
and "NO" to collect the money. So he says he will try and pays his 5 dollars. He goes and borrows the mallet again, walks up showing it to the elephant and asks the elephant "remember me"? The elephant shakes his head YES. "Want me to do it again"? The elephant shakes his head NO.
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