I wanted some honey, so I went to a local apiary to get some of my own bees.
I said, "Can I get some bees to make some of my own honey, please?"
Happily he obliged, "Sure! How many would you like?"
"Twelve," I said.
He then left for a moment, and came back with a box full of buzzing bees. After looking at the box however I noticed there were thirteen bees.
"Sir, you gave me thirteen bees when I asked for twelve."
He waved the thought away casually with his hand and said, “No worries, it's a freebee.”
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What do you call a man with a small penis?
Justin.
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The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad testosterone. The
teams performance soars. They win the county and state championship until
one day they are favored to win the nationals easily .
Penelope, a sixteen year old hurdler visits her coach and says, "Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my lip. I’ve got a mustache.”
The coach told her to just shave it off.
But coach, I’ve got hair on my chest, too.”
“Oh, " the coach says, “Well, how far down does it go? "
She replies, "All the way to my balls." |
