On a visit to Rome, the Seven Dwarfs stopped in at the Vatican and
listened to the Pope give a speech on comparative religions to a group of tourists. After his speech was over, Dopey raised his hand to ask a question. "Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?". "No, Dopey, "responds the Pontiff, "there are not." "Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?", Dopey questions. "No, Dopey" chuckles the Pope, "there are no dwarf nuns in Italy."
"Mr. Pope," Dopey asks pleadingly, "are there any dwarf nuns anywhere
in the world?" "No, Dopey," the Pope says sadly, "there are no dwarf
nuns anywhere in the world."
And softly in the background the other six dwarfs start to chant "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin." |
