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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: bob who wrote (4781)2/27/1998 2:09:00 AM
From: Biggie Smalls  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
Useful German Phrases

Tom 7 and Keith translation by David H.

Was fr eine sch”ne Schuhesammlung.
This is a wonderful shoe collection.

Mein Luftkissenfahrzueg ist mit Aale besetzt.
My hovercraft is full of eels.

Verkaufen Sie Sturmgewehr?
Do you sell assault rifles?

Es freut mich, dass du keine Z„hne hast.
It's good that you have no teeth.

Ihre Brustwarze sind sichtbar.
I can see your nipples.

Hast du deine Bluse bei mir zu Hause vorgessen?
Didn't you leave that shirt at my house tomorrow?

Mach das Licht bitte aus! Es ist mir
lieber, wenn ich dich nicht angucken
muss.
Could you turn the lights off? I would prefer
to not look at you.

Du warst doch sch”ner als ich besoffen war.
I liked you better when I was drunk.

Ich habe einen riesig Eisenpenis.
I have an immense iron penis.

Ich habe unabsichtlicht eine alte Frau
auf dem Autobahn bergefahren.
I accidentally ran over an old woman on the
Autobahn.

Ich m”chte gern dein Herr sein.
I want to be your master.

Das Auto, das ich bei Ihnen gemietet
habe, ist angefangen zum brennen.
This car you rented me caught on fire.

Deine Mutter hat sch”ne Zehe.
Your mother has nice toes.

Dein L„cheln wird bersch„tzt.
Your smile is overrated.

Dein Hund versucht mit meinen
Beine Sex zu haben.
Your dog is trying to have sex with my leg.

Kommt deise Kleid von meinem Abfallhaufen?
Is that dress from my trash can?

Taken from snoot.com
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