SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  
To: xclently who wrote (4802)3/3/1998 11:18:00 AM
From: bob  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday
of a severe
yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as
Brown-n-Serve, Fresh
was an avid gardener and tennis player.

Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral
ceremonies in recent
years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs.
Butterworth,
the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima, Betty
Crocker, the
Hostess Twinkies, and Skippy.

The grave sight was piled high with flours as longtime
friend Aunt
Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man
who
"never knew how much he was kneaded."

Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life
was filled
with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart
cookie,
wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes --
conned by
those who buttered him up. Still, even as a crusty old
man, he was
a roll model for millions.

Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two
children and
another bun in the oven.

The funeral/cremation was held at 3:50 for about 20
minutes.
Report TOU ViolationShare This Post
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext