Jane entered the kitchen one morning, reached to turn on the
light,
and it didn't work.
After replacing the bulb, still no light. When John, her
husband, came home, she said
"Honey, the light switch is broken. Could you fix it for
me please?
To which John replied while displaying proudly the front of
his TShirt, "Do you see 'Electrician' written on the front
of this
shirt?"
Jane said nothing.
Next day John came home and Jane said, "Honey, the cabinet
door fell
off today.
Could you put it back on for me please?" To which John, of
course,
replied,
"Do you see 'Carpenter' written anywhere on the front of
this shirt?"
Next day John came home and Jane said, "Honey, the water
pipe
under the sink is leaking. Could you fix it for me
please?" Right!
John replied,
"Do you see 'plumber' written anywhere on the front of
this shirt?"
Next day John came home and the light switch was working,
the cabinet
door had been replaced, and the pipe wasn't leaking.
Johnsaid,
"I see you found some good repairmen". To which Jane
replied,
"No, I just called the neighbor next door." John asked, "Oh
really?
And how much did he charge?"
Jane laughed and said, "He didn't charge anything. He said
I
could just bake him some "goodies" or we could trade it
out in sex."
To which, of course, John asked, "Well, what kind of
"goodies"
did you bake for him?"
And Jane said proudly while displaying the front of her
shirt,
"Honey, do you see Betty Crocker written on here anywhere?"
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A priest and nun are on their way back home from
a trip when
their car breaks down. They are unable to get it
fixed, so
they decide to spend the night in a hotel.
The only hotel in the town has only one room
available.
Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have
a problem,
under the circumstances, if we spent the night
together in
this one room. I'll sleep on the lounge and you
have the bed.
Nun: I think that would be okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their
agreed place
in the room. Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm terribly cold.
Priest: Okay, I'll get you a blanket. (He does)
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold.
Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get you another
blanket. (He does)
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't
think the Lord
would mind if we acted as man and wife just for
this one night.
Priest: You're probably right...get up and get
your own damn
blanket. |
