Does this one count?
A Priest, a lawyer, and a college student were flying in a small plane when suddenly the pilot jumps out of the cockpit and says "I hate to tell you this, but the plane is losing oil pressure, we're too far away from the nearest airport to even have a chance to make it, and there are only three parachutes. I hate to be selfish, but I have twin babies and a loving wife and I can't leave them without a father and husband, sorry." Then he grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the airplane.
The lawyer gets up and says "Well, I'm a lawyer, I make $900,000 a year, so I'm obviously a lot smarter, therefore more important than either of you two, sorry."
Then he grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the airplane.
The Priest turns to the college student and says "Son, you take the last parachute. I'm an old man, I've seen the world, I've dedicated my life to the Lord, but you are a young man and you have your whole life ahead of you. Go now, my friend."
The college student says "Don't sweat it Father, we both have parachutes. Mr. smart-ass lawyer just jumped out of the plane with my knapsack." |
