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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: SJS who wrote (4852)3/5/1998 6:13:00 PM
From: KEN G  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Steve: Chill out. We love your stuff-

For 30 years the priest and the rabbi would ride their bikes together to work. One day the priest was walking and as he told the rabbi he thought a member of his congregation stole his bike. Not to worry said the rabbi. Next Sunday preach the 10 commandments and when you get up to "thou shall not steal" really stress it and I bet you get your bike back. Sure enough, the following Monday the priest had his bike back. I guess my idea worked says the rabbi. Kind of says the priest. I started teaching the 10 commandments and when I got to the one about Thou shall not commit adultry I remembered where I left my bike....
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