In the spirit of the original intent of this thread, I offer this, just in from one of my listservs. If it's a repeat from somewhere else at SI, I apologize, but I'm at least 300 posts behind on the Laughter thread since taking up winter residence here at Boink and at Rambi. ----------------- Fresh off of the Associated Press Wire.....
AP - Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton's firm denial:
"I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can't stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft, that this ugly matter has come to a head and blown up in my face.
"This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is when I am at my best. I have faced hard things in the past, and I know what is coming. I will meet this challenge the only way I know how: head on.
"I have licked bigger things than this before, and I will again. No one will ever be able to say that Monica Lewinsky isn't a finisher, that she quit before the job was done. I will work non-stop and fight this, blow by blow, until I am wiped clean of this dirty affair. I will not be stained by it.
"Thank you."
Monica Lewinsky ~~~~~~~~~~~ Then, after I received the one above, I watched and heard this on the tv program "The View" yesterday morning:
An entry from Monica's diary:
"Dear Diary:
"I see today that Vernon Jordan is testifying. I like him. Unlike 'The Big Creep', Jordan only tried to put WORDS in my mouth." |