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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: PMS Witch who wrote (4881)	3/8/1998 2:58:00 AM
From: bob	of 62592

be careful what you wish for...!!! although.... ;) A guy walks into a bar, bellies up to the bar next to this huge BIC lighter. This lighter must be 12 inches tall! He asks the bartender, "Where did you get such a large Bic lighter?" The bartender replies: "A genie gave it to me." "Sure, a genie gave it to you," the patron sarcastically retorts. "No, really. See here's the magic lamp where the genie is trapped." The patron asks if he could see the lamp. The bartender hands it over. The patron promptly rubs the lamp and POOF out pops a genie. The genie booms, "He who wakes me will receive 1 wish." The man thinks a while and says, "I want a million bucks!" The genie nods his head, and tells the patron go home and his wish will be fulfilled. So, the man hauls butt towards home. As he rounds the corner he notices that his yard appears to be white. As he gets closer he realizes that the 'white' is what appears to be a million DUCKS. Now he's pissed. He runs back to the bar, confronts the bartender and screams, "I wanted a million BUCKS, not a million DUCKS!" The bartender casually replies, "Did you think I asked for a 12 inch BIC?"

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