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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Zencone who wrote (4864)3/8/1998 3:05:00 AM
From: bob   of 62592
 
hunting season yet????

A young farmer is newly married, and the couple just can't get enough sex.
Before leaving the house for the fields at dawn, they make love, and when
he
returns home at evening they're at it again - before and after supper.
Then a
couple more during the night.
The problem is, during the day, the fields are a long way from the house
and
the young man loses so much time traveling home and back again at noon,
that
he decides to consult a friend (the town's doctor) about what to do.
"Easiest thing in the world, Homer" says the doctor. "You take your
rifle
out with you every day don't you? Well, when you feel like you're in the
mood
for some lovin', just fire a shot into the air as a signal to your wife,
for
her to come out to you. That way you won't lose any workin' time."
Homer tries this and it seems to work pretty good for a while. One day
the doctor stops by the house to pay a visit and he notices Homer sitting
alone inside looking very morose.
"What's wrong?" he asks. "Didn't my idea work? And where's your wife?"
"Oh, it worked" says Homer. "Whenever I got in the mood I fired off a shot
like you said, and Beckie'd come runnin'. Then we'd find a secluded place
and
make love. Then Beckie'd go back home." "So what's the problem?"
"Well..... I ain't seen hide nor hair of Beckie since the huntin'
season got started..."
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