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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (4882)3/8/1998 3:12:00 AM
From: bob  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
There are 5 little piggies. The 1st piggy walks into a bar and asks for 1
glass of water. When he is finished he asks the bartender where the
bathroom
is. The bartender says "To your left and down the hall" The second piggy
comes in and asks for 2 glasses of water. When he finishes them he asks
the
bartender where the bathroom is. He directs him to his left and down the
hall. The
third piggy comes in and asks for 3 glasses of water and the bathroom too.
The fourth piggy comes in and asks for 4 glasses of water and the bathroom.
The 5th piggy comes in and drinks 5 glasses of water but does not ask for
the
bathroom.

The bartender was confused and asks him. "I don't understand - the 1st
pig
asked for 1 glass of water and had to go to the bathroom and you asked for
5
but don't need to go to the bathroom, how come?"

The fifth piggy replied by saying: "Don't you know the story? I go wee
wee
wee all the way home"
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