Only the Canadians of the bunch will probably appreciate this one:
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There are three guys walking together, a Newfie, a Quebecer, and a Vancouver guy. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out, "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes."
So the Newfie says, "I am a fisher man, my dad's a fisher man, and his dad was a fisher man, and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish."
'FOOM' the oceans were full.
The Quebecer was amazed, he said, "I want a wall around Quebec, so nothing will get in."
'POOF' there was a wall around Quebec.
The Vancouver guy says, "Tell me more about this wall."
The genie says, "Well it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."
So the Vancouver guy says, "Fill it up with water." |
