A businessman was sent to Japan for a business meeting. After he arrives at the hotel he checks into his room, goes down to the lounge for dinner and spotting a Japanese hooker at the bar, picks her up and takes her to his room.
She can't speak English and he can't speak Japanese, but they both understand the language of love and they are soon having wild sex on the bed. All during the act, the hooker keeps screaming "Mashi-eechi, mashi-eechi!!!"
The businessman thinks to himself 'This here hooker probably never had an American stud, why, these Japanese men are probably little everywhere. This hooker should be paying me!!!'
He then finishes, and the hooker quickly gets up, dresses, grabs the money on the dresser and runs out the door. The businessman falls asleep.
The next day, the business goes to the Japanese plant, meets the president, who then tells him that it is his custom to only talk business during a round of golf. 'Great' the businessman thinks to himself and soon they are at the golf course.
At the first hole, the president takes perfect stance, hits the ball which then take a perfect trajectory, bounces a few times, then rolls right to the hole and dips in, making a hole in one.
Wanting to impress his Japanese host, the businessman starts jumping up and down screaming "Mashi-eechi, mashi-eechi, mashi-eechi!!!"
The president looks at him, puzzled, and says "What the hell do you mean, wrong hole?" |
