HAPPY ST PADDYS DAY
>A man stumbled up to the only other patron in the bar and ask if he
> could buy him a drink. "Why of course," was the reply.
> The first man asked the second, "Where are you from?" Said the
> secondman, "I'm from Ireland."
> The first man responded, "You don't say, I'm from Ireland, too!
> Let's have another round to Ireland."
> Curious, the first man then asked, "Where in Ireland are you from?"
> "Dublin," was the reply. "I can't believe it," said the first man,
> "I'm from Dublin, let's have another drink to Dublin."
> The second man replied, "Of course!" Curiosity again struck and the
> first man asked, "What school did you go to?" The second man said,
> "Saint Mary's School."
> "This is unbelievable," said the first man, "I went to Saint Mary's
> School! I graduated in 1962. What year did you graduate?"
> "Holy Mother of Mary, I graduated in 1962 as well!!!" exclaimed the
> second man.
> About that time one of the regulars came in and sat down at the bar.
> "What's been going on?" he asked the bartender.
> "Nothing much," replied the bartender, "the O'Malley twins are drunk
> again." |
