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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Woody_Nickels who wrote (71)10/18/1996 2:08:00 PM
From: BKS   of 62549
 
Three men did and went to hell. God asked them to go back to earth for two weeks since the hell was fully occupied. Dead men protested since their bodies were already buried. God made them an offer - they could be anything they wanted for two weeks so that they can most of the enjoyment of their life! Deadmen agreed.
First one said, "I want to be a white lion in jungles of Africa"
God smiled and said "So be it!" The first man disappeared.
The second man said, "I want to a green eagle flying over Colorado"
God smiled and said "So be it!" The second man disappeared.
The third man said, "I want to be a black Stud in Austin, TX"
God gave him an ugly look and said,"So be it!" The third man disappeared.

After two weeks, God ordered hos angeles to bring back those deads. Angels asked, " How do we find them? How do we recognize them?"
God said,"Go to jungles of Africa first. There are hundreds of lions over there. But there is only one lion White in color. Bring that White Lion.
Then go to Colorado. There are hundreds of eagles there. But there is only one Green eagle. Bring that Green Eagle.
Then go to Austin, TX. There are lot of construction work going on there. There are using hundreds of Studs to form walls and columns. But there is only one Black Stud they are using. Bring that black stud."

Angles found all of them!
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