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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: METMAN who wrote (77)10/19/1996 7:34:00 AM
From: Prasanna L Soni   of 62562
 
A farmer gets married. His new wife has a big trunk that she puts at the end of the bed and tells the farmer that she has only one request.
He is never to open the trunk,and never ask her whats in it.
50 yrs go by.
The farmer tells his wife,hehad kept his promise for 50 yrs,but the suspense was killing him.The wife says oh well you have been a very good husband,go ahead and open the trunk.
The farmer finds 2 husks of corn and $25,000 in the trunk.Puzzled he asks his wife what it meant.
She said that every time she had sex with somebody else she got one husk of corn.
The farmer said well twice in 50 yrs certainly was acceptable in this day and age,but he couldn't understand the $25 000.
The wife said that every time she had a bushell she sold it. ; > )
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