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To: bob who wrote (4945)3/14/1998 3:45:00 AM
From: bob  Read Replies (3) of 62549
 
Mid-life Change

A middle aged woman has a heart attack. While on the
operating table she
has a near death experience. She sees God, and asks if this
is it. God says
no, that she has another 30-40 years to live.
She recovers, and decides to stay in the hospital and have a
face lift,
liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, hair dyed,
etc. She figures
since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well
make the most of
it. She walks out of the hospital after the last operation
and immediately
gets hit by an ambulance.

She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I
had another 30
or 40 years?"

God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."
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