Three men appear at the gate of heaven. St. Peter is standing there;
He says I am going to ask one question and if you answer it, I will let you in. So St. Peter asks; "What was the greast contrabution to man on earth and why ?" So St. Peter looks to the frist man and says
"So ?" The frist man steps up and says; "The Automoible." St. Peter
says "Ok, why ?" the man says, "Well with out the automoible we would not be able to go from place to place, we would not be able to be moible in getting places, it made it easyer to get from one place to another." St. Peter thinks for a moment; Says, "Ok, enter in." The
second man steps up. St. Peter says, "well ?" The second man says,
"The assembly line." St. Peter says, "Ok, Why ?" The man says, "Without the assembly line, man would not be able to make things for his fellow man; life would not of been made easyer for his home life;
It provided many other products that made eveyones life easyer. St. Peter thinks about it and says "You may enter in." The third man steps up. St. Peter says, "Well ?" The man replys, "The termos bottle." St. Peter says, "What ?" The man again replys, "The Termos
bottle." St. Peter say, "I don't get it. Why the Termos bottle ?"
The man replys, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." St. Peter say, "Whats so great about that ?" The man replys,"Hows it know ? " |
