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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: John Messbauer who wrote (4994)3/18/1998 2:11:00 AM
From: bob  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top
of
their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES.......$50.00." A
policeman,
seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either
have to
remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying,
"JESUS
SAVES."

They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said,
"Well,
that's a little different, it pertains to religion." So the
two ladies
took their sign down and took off.

The following day found the same cop in the area when he
noticed the
two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car
again.
Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them
when he
noticed the new sign which read.........."TWO ANGELS SEEKING
PETER.....$50.00."
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