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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Thomas Scharf who wrote (5008)3/18/1998 6:59:00 PM
From: Steve LaRiviere  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
This was given to me by a woman at work:

TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes BEFORE closing.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.

and the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...

1. Finally find that damn G-spot!!!!!
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