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To: Thomas Scharf who wrote (5008)	3/19/1998 12:11:00 AM
From: Thomas Scharf	Read Replies (2) of 62549

Haiku Error Messages: Everything is gone; Your life's work has been destroyed. Squeeze trigger (yes/no)? - - - - - - - - - - - - I'm sorry, there's -- um -- insufficient -- what's-it-called? The term eludes me ... - - - - - - - - - - - - Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. - - - - - - - - - - - - Seeing my great fault Through darkening blue windows I begin again - - - - - - - - - - - - The code was willing, It considered your request, But the chips were weak. - - - - - - - - - - - - A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. - - - - - - - - - - - - Errors have occurred. We won't tell you where or why. Lazy programmers. - - - - - - - - - - - - Server's poor response Not quick enough for browser. Timed out, plum blossom. - - - - - - - - - - - - Login incorrect. Only perfect spellers may enter this system. - - - - - - - - - - - - wind catches lily scatt'ring petals to the wind: segmentation fault - - - - - - - - - - - - First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully. - - - - - - - - - - - - The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner. - - - - - - - - - - - - Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that - - - - - - - - - - - - To have no errors Would be life without meaning No struggle, no joy - - - - - - - - - - - - You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. - - - - - - - - - - - - Hal, open the file Hal, open the damn file, Hal open the, please Hal - - - - - - - - - - - - The ten thousand things How long do any persist? Netscape, too, has gone. - - - - - - - - - - - - Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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