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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Nazbuster who wrote (4993)3/19/1998 2:38:00 AM
From: Paul Corbett  Read Replies (4) of 62549
 
Guy walks into a bar with an ostrich at his side and a cat under his arm.

He puts the cat on the bar and says to the barman:

"I want a whiskey, a bourbon for the ostrich and a kahlua for the cat"

The barman who as most barman have have seen almost anything pours the drinks.

After they had finished the drinks the ostrich says to the barman:

"I want a bourbon, a whiskey for my friend and a kahlua for the cat"

Well the barman thinks to himself... "well now I've seen everything.. a talking ostrich" but with the wordly knowledge possessed by most barmen he pours the drinks."

After they finish the drinks the man orders the same drinks all over again.

This happens all night... the man and the ostrich alternately buy rounds for the 3 of them and the cat says nothing.

Finally the time for last drinks has past and they are about to leave.

Finally the barman says:

"look I just have to ask. Why is it that you have a talking ostrich and why does the cat just sit there and not buy?"

The man says "Well its like this. I was on my home one night form the pub and bumped into a rubbish bin. Out fell this lamp. When I rubbed the lamp out popped this genie and offered me one wish.

I said I wanted a bird with long legs and a tight pussy.
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