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To: OldAIMGuy who wrote (5040)	3/22/1998 7:27:00 PM
From: bob	Read Replies (2) of 62549

Q: What does a 80 yr old woman have between her breasts that a 20 yr old girl doesn't? A: Her belly button! ********************************************************************* An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is there something in particular I can show you?" he asked. "Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa." "You mean a sectional sofa," he suggested. "Sectional schmectional." she bitterly retorted. "All I want is an occasional piece in the living room!" ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm. She was bracing herself by holding a lightpost with one hand, and she was holding her hat snuggly against her head with her other hand. Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress upward, and it continued to flap in the wind, exposing her privates for everyone to see. The policeman asked, "Hey Lady, everybody is taking a look at what you've got. Don't you think that pulling your dress down is more important than worrying about your hat?" "Look, sonny,.... what these people are looking at is 85 years old. ...But the hat is BRAND NEW!"

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