Learn from your parents' mistakes:
Use birth control!
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One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving
from the
shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he
rolled to
a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed
the door.
Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was
startled to
see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.
"Where to?" he stammered.
"Union Station," answered the woman.
"You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the
mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what
the hell are
you looking at, driver?"
"Well ma'am, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I
was just
wondering how you'll pay your fare."
The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front
seat, smiled
at the driver and said, "Does *THIS* answer your question?"
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything
smaller?" |
