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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (5075)3/24/1998 11:14:00 AM
From: PAL  Read Replies (3) of 62549
 
The followings are true stories appropriate for spring season. Although they are not going to make you laugh, a smile might beautify your face instead.

Subject: Touching stories
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During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a
pop quiz. I as a conscientious student and had breezed through the
questions, until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the
woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had
seen the cleaning woman several times.
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She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her
name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank.

Before class ended, one student asked if the last question would
count toward our quiz grade. Absolutely, said the professor. "In your
careers you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve
your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say hello".
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I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was
Dorothy.
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Say a Prayer
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I was taking my usual morning walk when a garbage truck pulled up
beside me. I thought the driver was going to ask for directions.
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Instead, he showed me a picture of a cute little five-year-old boy.

"This is my grandson, Jeremiah," he said. "He's on a life-support
system at a Phoenix hospital." Thinking he would next ask for a
contribution to his hospital bills, I reached for my wallet. But he
wanted something more than money. He said,"I'm asking everybody I can
to say a prayer for him.
Would you say one for him, please?"

I did. And my problems didn't seem like much that day.

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Pickup in the Rain
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One night, at 11:30 pm, an older African-American woman was
standing on the side of a Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing
rain storm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride.

Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white
man stopped to help her-generally unheard of in those conflict-filled
1960s.

The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her
into a taxi cab. She seemed to be in a big hurry! She wrote down his
address, thanked him and drove away.

Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his
surprise, a giant combination console color TV and stereo record
player were delivered to his home.

A special note was attached. The note read:

"Dear Mr. James,
Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other
night. The rain drenched not only my clothes but my spirits.
Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to
my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away. God bless
you for helping me and unselfishly serving others.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Nat King Cole".
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Giving Blood

Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at Stanford Hospital, I
got to know a little girl named Liza who was suffering from a rare
and serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood
transfusion from her five-year-old brother, who had miraculously
survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to
combat the illness.
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The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked
the boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister. I saw
him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying,
"Yes, I'll do it if it will save Liza."
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As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and
smiled, as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheeks.
Then his face grew pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor
and asked with a trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away?"

Being young, the boy had misunderstood the doctor. He thought he
was going to have to give her all his blood. >>> ***************************************
Two Nickels and Five Pennies

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10-year-old
boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table.

A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. "How much is an ice
cream sundae?" "Fifty cents," replied the waitress. The little boy
pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied a number of coins in it.
"How much is a dish of plain ice cream?" he inquired. Some people
were now waiting for a table and the waitress was a bit impatient.
"Thirty-five cents," she said brusquely.

The little boy again counted the coins. "I'll have the plain ice
cream," he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on
the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the
cashier, and departed.
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When the waitress came back, she began wiping down the table and
then swallowed hard at what she saw. There, placed neatly beside the
empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies - her tip.
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The Obstacle in Our Path

In ancient times, a king had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he
hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock.
Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and
simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the king for not keeping
the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the big stone out
of the way.
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Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables.On
approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried
to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and
straining, he finally succeeded.
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As the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse
lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained
many gold coins and a note from the king indicating that the gold was
for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway.
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The peasant learned what many others never understand. Every
obstacle presents an opportunity to improve one's condition.
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>>> ~~~~END~~~~~
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