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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who wrote ()10/24/1996 2:46:00 PM
From: PaperProphet   of 62562
 
Three couples meet St. Peter.
A major car accident happened in which three married couples were involved. The accident was severe and all of the involved lost their lives.
These three couples met up in front of St. Peter. St. Peter picked up the book of life to look over their lives. He then pointed a stern finger at the first man.
"You.", Said St. Peter, "You have basically led a good life, but you were so enthralled with alcohol that you would not even marry until you found a woman named Sherry. Based on that I cannot let you into heaven."
The first man hung his head and left with his wife.
"And you." Said St. Peter pointing at the second man. "You've also led a decent life, but you were so obsessed with money that you wouldn't even marry until you found a woman named Penny. Because of that you are not worthy to enter heaven."
The second man shamefully left with his wife.
Before St. Peter spoke again, the third guy grabbed his wife and headed after the first two couples.
"C'mon Fanny", he said, "We don't have to listen to this."
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