A doctor started having an affair with his nurse, and shortly after
this started, she announced that she had become pregnant. Not
wanting
his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount of money and asked
her to go out of the country, to Germany, to wait out the pregnancy
and have the baby over there.
"But, how will you know when our baby is born?" she asked. "Well",
he
said, "After you've had the baby, just send me a post card and
write
'sauerkraut' on the back".
Not knowing what else to do, she took the money and went off to
Germany. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife
called
him at his office.
"Dear, you received a very strange post card in the mail today",
she
explained. "I don't understand what it means!"
"Just wait till I get home and I'll read it," he replied. Later
that
evening, the doctor came home and read his post card which said:
"SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT; TWO WITH WIENERS, ONE
WITHOUT!" |
